Jinxed

pulpfanfiction:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT WAKE UP TO SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE’S SLEEPY SMILE AND GO THROUGH YOUR MORNING ROUTINE WITH THEM

Yeah and then we moved in together and he stopped loving me

(Source: mariokartsixtyfour)

Via A Wolf In Kind

It’s like you break my heart another time with every day that passes.


koblala:

jayrockin:

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

Via The Best of Humor & Entertainment

Sometimes I think I’m hotter than I think I am and sometimes I think I’m not nearly as hot as I think I am


I lose every best friend I ever have what the fuck


If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

(Source: brownnipplebraggadocio)

Via Fuck

I imagine you sitting next to the bathtub and rubbing my feet while I soak in hot water with stress relief aromatherapy bubbles that you prepared for me would certainly make me indescribably appreciative.


Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.

– ― Denis Waitley (via psych-quotes) Via Psych-Quotes

I fucking hate periods all I want to do is lie in bed and cry and eat and smoke


Hello, panic attack for no reason


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