violent delight

colferchris:

things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:

• dealing with spiders
• buying bras in the right size
• purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
• devouring the souls of my enemies
• getting out of bed in the morning
• ordering food over the phone
• using public transport

Devouring the souls of your enemies is easy when you’re a ginger

I literally have a headache so bad I just puked and I have to work in an hour. Can’t call out because Cody lost his job so we need the money. Can someone just kill me

expertcosmotips:

If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.